Karma's a bitch

Is it really? But how can it be a bitch if it doesn't exist?

There are so many people out that get things they don't deserve and those who deserve those things get shunned and pushed face first into the mud. Where is the karma in that? The man who just kicked that puppy? He's driving a brand new BMW. The women who picked that poor puppy up and comforted it? She's getting splashed by the man in his BMW. Karma? Where are you? Oh right, I forgot you were a literal bowl of bullshit and people just use you when something bad happens to their ex-partner. Or when they've lived in an average house hold and they win something big and make a whole speech saying "I wasn't a privileged child, but this is karma, karma has finally caught up with me."

Do you get the point? No? Okay we'll continue. How about a big time dancer who dated a rocker, who cheated on her and she dumped his sorry ass? But before hand she told us that some of the worst men to date, are musicians. Then all the sudden her life was "terrible" but then she was happy because "karma" did something to someone she didn't like. But then she claims she's all about peace and love. And then "karma" hates on someone she hates and she's all "WOO I LOVE YOU KARMA, YOU GO GET HIM" Uhm. I've confused myself, but basically, she only mentioned karma when someone, who did something bad to her, got in some sort of trouble. Otherwise it had no meaning to her.

I mean, to be very honest it's fun to yell "KARMA'S A BITCH" when someone you don't like because they bullied you for 5 years falls down the stairs. But in reality, they didn't deserve to fall down the stairs and break both their legs. Because they're probably 200 times as likely to bother you now because of how much pain they're in. Even if I'm really mad and someone, and say I wish something horrible will happen to them, that's just the anger talking. I really don't want to see the person I hate fall down the stairs and break their legs, unless it's Vicky. Just kidding. A little bit.

In conclusion, I don't feel the need to go through the same shit I went through about 4 years ago just because the universe says so. Because if karma was even just 50% correct, I wouldn't have to be in the situation.