Sunday, February 21, 2010

Conversations with stupid people.

"Hi how are you today?"
"I'm good, I'd like to make a return."
"Alright, do you have the receipt?"
"Yes I do. I want to return these sheets because there is a hole in them."
"Oh yeah, I can see that-"
"I bought the set but I just want to return the set."
"Uhm...what do you mean?"
"I bought the set of sheets and I am keeping the pillow cases."
"You can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because if you return the sheets, but get the money back for a sheet set, it's like you are stealing the other pieces of the set."
"Yes, okay, but the sheet has a hole in it."
"I can see that, but if you want to return the set, you have the bring the rest of it back."
"But I like the rest of it, it's just that the sheet has a hole and my daughter told me to just sew it, but I don't want to, so I'll return it."
"Yes, okay, I can understand why you want to return the sheets, but if you are going to return a sheet set, it must be the whole set."
"Really? I can't just return the sheets?"
"No."

And that's about when the world ended.

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